A hilarious illustrated novel from the bestselling author of theMiddle Schoolseries

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Ive been waiting ages to tell my story, and now its finally happening!

Being Rafes dog isnt always easy, but it is always EXCITING!

Ive got so much to tell you about:

The amazing Catch-A-Doggy-Bone kennel My favorite places for hiding snacks And my ultimate nemesis THE VACUUM CLEANER!

All the most important parts of a dogs life.

James Patterson (Author) JAMES PATTERSONis the internationally bestselling author of the highly praised Middle School books,Kenny Wright: Superhero,Word of Mouse,Pottymouth and Stoopid,Laugh Out Loud, and the I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, Treasure Hunters, House of Robots, Confessions, Maximum Ride, Witch&Wizard and Daniel X series. James Patterson's books have sold more than 365 million copies worldwide, making him one of the biggest-selling authors of all time. He lives in Florida.

Steven Butler (Author) Steven is the Roald Dahl Funny Prize shortlisted author of The Wrong Pong series (Puffin Books) and The Diary of Dennis The Menace series (Puffin Books/D C Thomson). He's also an actor, dancer and trained aerialist as well as a keen observer of trolls and their disgusting habits. His primary school headmaster was the fantastically funny author Jeremy Strong. Steven lives in London.

Richard Watson (Illustrator) Richard Watson is an illustrator based in North Lincolnshire and has been working on children's books since graduating in 2003 with a degree in Illustration from the University of Lincoln. A few of his other interests include cinema, wildlife and music.