One boy's exploration of what it takes to be "e;cool"e;, how to get a girl and what (not) to do when you've got one...What do you do if you're not cool?If girls are just an impossible (wet) dream?Simple.Take a pill containing a supercomputer that travels to your brain and tells you how to be cool - all the time! In the voice of your choice!Then, it's goodbye porn and geekdom, and hello hot chicks, parties and a whole new perspective on life.Meet Jeremy - the guy with a heart, who exchanges the **** in his hand for a squip in his head.